Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
NOW EXPLAIN MODIFIERS
…This is from no other than Gameinformer.
first world problems
my sleeping schedule is completely flipped. i end up sleeping all day and staying up all night so whenever i get hungry in the middle of the night i always, always crave pho. but by the time the places open i get tired and end up sleeping and then everything repeats Q_Q
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
i’m literally about to cry this is so cute
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